FaceBook Status !

Some random funny FaceBook statuses I came across:

Affi: “Talking to my Mom on skype ...shes saying...."Affi mera dil chah raha hey main jald az jald Canada aoon or tumhain itna maroon ke pata chal jaye tumhain:@"”


Yamin: “If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's one of two things: either a new car, or a new girl :P”


Bilal: “koi shadi kare…main nai “uff tere ada” par dance karna hai :s “
That is what we call Motivational music...eh?


Musa: “ aur nazreen… aik baar phir gari service karwate hi barish ho gye:@ “
A common tragedy if you live in Pakistan


Lodhi: “khalis andoon se bana sharbat-e-badaaam ajj sheri ke wakt “


Saira: kal eid hai ??
Affi: "Nahin ! Aaj chaand to nazar aa gaya hei but eid parson hei :p “


Amna: “Waiting for a good looking "Ullu da Pattha":p “
Being realistic on what a girl wants


Affi: “Hafta-e-safaee Day!!:p Duniya kee tamam Maasiyoon or Jamadarun se guzarish hey merey ghar ka rukh karein aur madad karein“


Musa: “Post Mall ke liye Taalian....Local Mail sirf 15 Days main Pohancha dee :P”
Pakistan Zindabad:P


Yasir: “Aala kism ki barish ho rahi hai Islamaba mein. magar afsoos…din ko phir kuttey wargi gharmi ho gi :P “


Sabeen: “uff thak giyee..ajj bohat hi ,hello ker lee.”
A lazy FaceBook user after replying to 3 wall posts from previous week:P


Saira: “Colgate with Vanilla and Mint flavor. Wah Wah !! maza aa gaya, ye angraiz loag be kia cheez hein :P “


YAmin: ”guys please stop confusing weather updates with status updates...we all knw weather is on a whole new level of kewl”
On people excessively using status updates as weather updates:P


Mariam: “Omg! loool Ramadan starts tomorrow..and im fasting today:s “
Sheer Ignorance:P


Saher: “yeah neend kyun nahi aati mujhy…Sehri banani parh jati hai:@“


Usman: Im gonna issue the Official newsletter of I&C Dept, J-GULF...the I&C magazine SPARK!!
Ahmed(in all seriousness): is that a good thing or bad ?


Affi: “2 kesey baj gaye???:S clock upside down rakhee thee or main itra ke so rahee hoon ...ye soch ke...ke 10 baj rahey hein..:$:$”
This is what happens when Clumsiness combines with Laziness:P


Saira: Happy 'lol day'. Today is 'lol day'. It started back in 1857. :P Edit this message by adding another 'lol' in the beginning and at the end and send it to your 10 best friends. If you get at least one back, then you are an amazing, loveable person if not go to bed and sleep because you have no life. :P
On excessive and unnecessary use of “lol”