Facebook Nazm !

Woh Gaaney Taraney

Woh Ghazlein Woh Nazmein

Woh Posts Woh Comments

Woh Sab Tumhare hi liye Thay Jaana

Per Sach Poocho tou

Woh sab Bahanay thay

Tumhe wapis Bulanay kay

Woh Teri Yaad may An-ginat posts karte Chale jana

Kay kab koi Shair koi Misra

Itna Asar kar dey

Kay is Raat ko Sehar kar dey

Aur..

Tum sab Chor kay Wapis Chali aao

Sach Poocho to Jaana

Woh Gaaney Taraney

Woh Nazmein Wo Ghazlein

Woh sab Bahanay thay

Tumhe wapis Bulanay kay

'MEOW'

Blogs – Facebook

MSN – Gtalk

Smiles – Laughters

Good-mornings – Good-nights

SMS – Phone Calls

Pennsylvania – D.C.

Kismet Konnection – X Files

Bakhuda Tum hi ho ♫

Sharing – Caring

Bucknell – Riverside

Applebee’s – Denny’s

Sleepless Nights – Holding Hands

Khamaj ♫

Birthdays – Gifts

Phoebe – Rusty

Fights – Arguments

Ramadan – Eid

Sehar – Iftar

Biryani – Dates

Music – Movies

Here in your arms ♫

Humiliation – Criticism

Joy – Happiness

Poetry – Photography

Chicago – Toronto

Lost Mails – Unsent Gifts

Expectations – Disappointments

Pain – Ache

Goodbyes – Memories

Used to Love her ♫

FaceBook Status !

Some random funny FaceBook statuses I came across:

Affi: “Talking to my Mom on skype ...shes saying...."Affi mera dil chah raha hey main jald az jald Canada aoon or tumhain itna maroon ke pata chal jaye tumhain:@"”


Yamin: “If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's one of two things: either a new car, or a new girl :P”


Bilal: “koi shadi kare…main nai “uff tere ada” par dance karna hai :s “
That is what we call Motivational music...eh?


Musa: “ aur nazreen… aik baar phir gari service karwate hi barish ho gye:@ “
A common tragedy if you live in Pakistan


Lodhi: “khalis andoon se bana sharbat-e-badaaam ajj sheri ke wakt “


Saira: kal eid hai ??
Affi: "Nahin ! Aaj chaand to nazar aa gaya hei but eid parson hei :p “


Amna: “Waiting for a good looking "Ullu da Pattha":p “
Being realistic on what a girl wants


Affi: “Hafta-e-safaee Day!!:p Duniya kee tamam Maasiyoon or Jamadarun se guzarish hey merey ghar ka rukh karein aur madad karein“


Musa: “Post Mall ke liye Taalian....Local Mail sirf 15 Days main Pohancha dee :P”
Pakistan Zindabad:P


Yasir: “Aala kism ki barish ho rahi hai Islamaba mein. magar afsoos…din ko phir kuttey wargi gharmi ho gi :P “


Sabeen: “uff thak giyee..ajj bohat hi ,hello ker lee.”
A lazy FaceBook user after replying to 3 wall posts from previous week:P


Saira: “Colgate with Vanilla and Mint flavor. Wah Wah !! maza aa gaya, ye angraiz loag be kia cheez hein :P “


YAmin: ”guys please stop confusing weather updates with status updates...we all knw weather is on a whole new level of kewl”
On people excessively using status updates as weather updates:P


Mariam: “Omg! loool Ramadan starts tomorrow..and im fasting today:s “
Sheer Ignorance:P


Saher: “yeah neend kyun nahi aati mujhy…Sehri banani parh jati hai:@“


Usman: Im gonna issue the Official newsletter of I&C Dept, J-GULF...the I&C magazine SPARK!!
Ahmed(in all seriousness): is that a good thing or bad ?


Affi: “2 kesey baj gaye???:S clock upside down rakhee thee or main itra ke so rahee hoon ...ye soch ke...ke 10 baj rahey hein..:$:$”
This is what happens when Clumsiness combines with Laziness:P


Saira: Happy 'lol day'. Today is 'lol day'. It started back in 1857. :P Edit this message by adding another 'lol' in the beginning and at the end and send it to your 10 best friends. If you get at least one back, then you are an amazing, loveable person if not go to bed and sleep because you have no life. :P
On excessive and unnecessary use of “lol”

Raat

........Raat....kitni tareek hoti hie na.....ek sannata...ek wehshat...ek anjana sa khauff hota hei raat mei....per jane kyun...in sab key baad bhi ek ajeeb sa sakoon milta hei is raat sey.....Akser hum din me beesion logon k hote hue bhi tanha hote hein....per raat me akele hote hue bhi tanha nahi hote...

Kabhi tum ne ghor kia us Chand per jise raat mei meelon ki musafat tae kerni hoti hei..per wo hamare lye apni raftaar itni madham ker deta hei kai kahin hamari nazron se ojhal na ho jaye....Jante ho kyun ..kyun k wo hume tanha nahi chorna chahta....

Aur ye jheengar jis ka khuaf use hamare samne nahi aane deta...per wo apni chaaen chaaen se musalsal apni mojoodgi ka ehsaas dilata rehta hei...

Deewar per lagi ghari.....poora din jis ki tik tik per hum ghor hi nahi kertey....wo raat bhar humse baatein kerti rehti hei....kabhi ghor kia raat kai kisi peher ...tik tik tik tik...

Wo sard hawa k jhonke jo tum se sargoshian kerte phirte hein aur wo patton ki sarsarahat...

Aur phir ye sitaare...

" Kis kadar ehsaas hei qudrat ko mere dard ka
Jagte rehte hein taare raat bhar mere lye "

Ye taare hamara sath nibhane ki dor me apni poori koowat se tim timaate rehte hein aur is hi koshish me dam tor jaate hein...aur dekhney wale khoosh ho kay kehte hein “wo dekho toota taara...”

Dekha tum ne!!!

Me tanha to nahi raat kei is safar mei, ye sab mere sath hote hein....mere gham gusaar,mere dost...mere ratt jagon k saathi...

Asaasa

...
Ek key chain,
Ek ‘Jazz’ phone card….jis se ab koi call nahi aati,
‘McDonlads’ kay wrapper per likha wo note,
Ek friendship band, jo ab mere hath ki unglion me ata hi nahi,
Ek hair catcher,
Kuch khali cards….jin mey parhne key liye bohat kuch tha…per ab shayd wo waqai hi blank hein,
Ek nannha sa angel…..jo shayd ab meri hifazat nahi kerta,
Ek white wrist band,jo me ne tmahre hath se utaar ker khud pehen lia tha,
Ek silver ring, jis pey ab bhi mera naam kanda hay ek extra 'A' k sath...
Wo ek tissue paper per likha message,
Kuch phate purane movie tickets,
Ek adhooora quiz aur us k kone pey bani wo drawing,
Ek mug jis per wo cute si maano ab bhi bethi hui mjhe dekhti rehti hei,

Ek taweel aalwidaai khat, jise perhte perhte sham hojaye,
Ek safhe pey utaara hua 'Economics' ka wo pehla aur akhri lecture,
Aur wo locket jis per likha huye wo harf ab maand per gya hien,
Side table per rakha hua wo clock…jis ki tic tic her pal tmhara naam leti hei,
Ek photo frame jis me ab koi tasweer nahi,

Ek adad T-shirt,
Perfume ki khali bottles jin ki mehek me ab bhi mehsoos ker sakta hoon,
Aur!!!
Aur to kuch bhi nahi,
Bas yehi jama poonji hei,
Yehi kul Asaasa hei mera….

No.1

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........Kabhi tum ne socha hai No.2 position pai hona kesa lagta hai...kabhi mehsoos kia hai...kabhi experience kia hai???

........Kabhi dekha hai khud ko us k samne khare huye...aamne saamne...bohat kareeb...acha lagta hai na ek doosre ka sath...itne kareeb ..itne pass...per sab kuch ek dum dhara ka dhara reh jata hai...jab aap ko ye pata chalta hai k ap k kareeb hone k bawajood bhi wo to kisi aur k sath hai..jo us k samne nahi us k sath hai....tab aap apne dayen aur bayen dekhtey hain...per wahan to koi hai hi nahi...wahan to kabhi bhi koi nahi tha...ye hota hai No 2 position pai hona.

........Buhat takleefdai hota hai ye ehsaas....Jaane Anjaane mai kabhi hum ksi k bohat pass chale jate hain...bohat kareeb aur is khushfehmi mai hote hain k wo bhi hum se utna hi kareeb hai...per esa hota nahi hai!!!App ki priority aur preference list me to wo No.1 pai hota hai...jab tum us k sath hote ho tmhe kuch aur yad nahi hota ksi aur cheez ka khayal nahi hota....per us k khaylat kisi aur se mansoob hote hain...Aap k dil me wo shaks bari dhitaai se No.1 ki position pai kabza ker leta hai...han jaga aap ki bhi us k dil me hi hoti hai per wo position hoti hai No.2 ya No.3...aur tab aap chahyen bhi to us shaks ko No.2 pai nahi bhej saktey....pata hai kyun...kyun k aap k pass to No.1 spot ko pur karne k lye koi hai hi nahi....

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........Aur aap is hi ehsas-e-kamtari k sath jeete rehte hain.....ek k bad ek shaks aap ki zindagi mai aata hai, aap use kuch hi arse baad No.1 ki position pai bitha dete hain n phr kuch arse baad hi aap ko aap ki position pata chalti hai....No.2 phr se.....Aap ek baar phr ye thoker kha k chal parte hain zindagi is safer pai k kahi, koi to mile ga jis k lye aap No.1 pai aate hon gey....No.2 ya No.3 pai nahi.....