FaceBook Status !

Some random funny FaceBook statuses I came across:

Affi: “Talking to my Mom on skype ...shes saying...."Affi mera dil chah raha hey main jald az jald Canada aoon or tumhain itna maroon ke pata chal jaye tumhain:@"”


Yamin: “If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's one of two things: either a new car, or a new girl :P”


Bilal: “koi shadi kare…main nai “uff tere ada” par dance karna hai :s “
That is what we call Motivational music...eh?


Musa: “ aur nazreen… aik baar phir gari service karwate hi barish ho gye:@ “
A common tragedy if you live in Pakistan


Lodhi: “khalis andoon se bana sharbat-e-badaaam ajj sheri ke wakt “


Saira: kal eid hai ??
Affi: "Nahin ! Aaj chaand to nazar aa gaya hei but eid parson hei :p “


Amna: “Waiting for a good looking "Ullu da Pattha":p “
Being realistic on what a girl wants


Affi: “Hafta-e-safaee Day!!:p Duniya kee tamam Maasiyoon or Jamadarun se guzarish hey merey ghar ka rukh karein aur madad karein“


Musa: “Post Mall ke liye Taalian....Local Mail sirf 15 Days main Pohancha dee :P”
Pakistan Zindabad:P


Yasir: “Aala kism ki barish ho rahi hai Islamaba mein. magar afsoos…din ko phir kuttey wargi gharmi ho gi :P “


Sabeen: “uff thak giyee..ajj bohat hi ,hello ker lee.”
A lazy FaceBook user after replying to 3 wall posts from previous week:P


Saira: “Colgate with Vanilla and Mint flavor. Wah Wah !! maza aa gaya, ye angraiz loag be kia cheez hein :P “


YAmin: ”guys please stop confusing weather updates with status updates...we all knw weather is on a whole new level of kewl”
On people excessively using status updates as weather updates:P


Mariam: “Omg! loool Ramadan starts tomorrow..and im fasting today:s “
Sheer Ignorance:P


Saher: “yeah neend kyun nahi aati mujhy…Sehri banani parh jati hai:@“


Usman: Im gonna issue the Official newsletter of I&C Dept, J-GULF...the I&C magazine SPARK!!
Ahmed(in all seriousness): is that a good thing or bad ?


Affi: “2 kesey baj gaye???:S clock upside down rakhee thee or main itra ke so rahee hoon ...ye soch ke...ke 10 baj rahey hein..:$:$”
This is what happens when Clumsiness combines with Laziness:P


Saira: Happy 'lol day'. Today is 'lol day'. It started back in 1857. :P Edit this message by adding another 'lol' in the beginning and at the end and send it to your 10 best friends. If you get at least one back, then you are an amazing, loveable person if not go to bed and sleep because you have no life. :P
On excessive and unnecessary use of “lol”

Ab Tum Nahi

Shab dhale ik Awaaz aati Rahi..♫
Khamoshion me bhi Chillati rahi
Mujh ko ye Ehsaas dilati rahi
k nahi..
ab Tum Nahi..♫


Iss Awaz se mei Ghabrane laga..♫
Teri Baaton se dil ko Jalanae laga
Tere Waadon se khud ko Behlaane laga
Aazmane laga..♫

Waqt yunhi Chalta raha
Jeewan yunhi Guzarta raha
Jeeta raha mei, Marta raha
Kis kis Tarhan..♫

Ashq yunhi Bahaate rahe..♫
Tere Sitam rulate rahe
Tum Chalte rahe Hum Bulaate rahe..♫

Saza !

Mei kese kahoon ga..♫
Mei jeeta rahoon ga..
Yeh kesi hie meri Saza....♫
Yeh to wo Saza hie..
Jis me tu basa hie..
Is me bhi to hie phr Maza...♫

Jia jaye na..

Chalte chalte Raahon mei Faasley agaye
Tum kahan chal diye, Hum kahan agaye
Raat esi chayi k Roshni na mile
Jal gaye sab diye meri Tanhayi kei
Najaje kyun, phr bhi hei Aitbar
Aao gey laut kei, Tum phr se ek baar
Dard yeah Saha jaye na..
Kaha jaye na..
Raha jaye na..
Bin tere, bin tere, ab Jia jaye na..
Bin tere, bin tere, ab Jia jaye na..

Nindiya Kay Paar

Aao Chalein..
Aao Chalein, Nindiya kay Paar
Aao Chalien, Sochon kay Paar
Koi sunta nahi hie
Meri Aankhon kay toote wo Khwab

Aao Chalein
un Khwabon kay Paar
Aao Chalein
Unn Yaadon kay Paar

Koi Jaane nahi hei
Khali Aankhein, Khaali ye Makaan
Aao, Bhula dein wo Pyaar
Aao, mita dein wo Nishan

Saayon se lipat kay so jayen Aaj
Aao chalein, Aaj Nindiya kay Paar..
Aao chalein, Aaj Sochon kay Paar..♫

Nindiya Kay Paar - Uzair Jaswal

Tanhaiyan

Anjaan Raahon mei benaam Yaadon ka Pehra..
Anjaan sa Aainey me yeh kis ka hei Chehra..♫
Na Aarzoo, na hi haq Rahaton ka..
Mei Kabil hi kab tha teri Chahaton ka...♫
Hein Jayiz yeh Tanhaiyn..
Mere Chehre ki do Nishaniyan..♫

Solitude

Everyone leaves me stranded
Forgotten, abandoned, left behind
I can't stay here another night

Your secret admirer
Who could it be

Ooh, Can't you see
All along it was me
How can you be so blind
As to see right through me

And Ooh, Solitude,
Still with me is only you
Ooh, Solitude,
I can't stay away from you

Ooh, Solitude,
Forever me and forever you
Ooh, Solitude,
Only you, only true

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsERLY7Mx_E

Bhula Dia !

Tujhe...Bhula dia
Tujhe...Bhula dia
Phr kyun teri Yadon ne
Mujhe...Rula dia ?

HumNasheen !

In Ankhon me jo Sawerey they..
Kaho wo Lauta do ge na Kabhee..
Iraade jo tere Mere they..
Kaho wo Poore hongey na sabhee..
Per tu aur teri Bay-yakeeni..
Mei aur meri Hasratien..
Taane deti hein Mujh ko..
Kahin le Doobe'n na Mujhe..
In Andheron mei kabhi Shama jala k Dekh..
Is Jeevan me kabhi ik Pal to bita k Dekh..
Hein teri Aahatien dabee..
Per teri Chahtien Nahee..
K dekhei tu aur Soche tu kabhee..
Aye mere Hum-Nasheen.. !

Hum-Nasheen by Irtaash